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Post by Crystallized0Rose Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:19 pm

**Whenever Sophia looks at Cane, Cane looks at Sophia.  It's a strange cycle.
**Pvt. Sophia Orr Just keeps herself still as she guards the airlock
**How boring.
**Very drab.
**Very
**Quite dull.
**Sophia takes another glance at cane and just nods
**LCpl. Reylds Cane glances around at le room.  What a boring room.
**Pvt. Sophia Orr Looks around as she just stays quiet. Thus making this more boring without talking
**These're two very well-diciplined soldiers if they've managed to keep their traps shut this long.
**very
**Ugh this is boring.
**I have guarded many doors in my life you know. But this one? This one is speical.
**Quite the special door if nothing happens to it.
**Yup.
**I have special phase-through-wall eyes.
**Oh I do too. Kinda neat but I don't use it often because the gods/spirts/god/whatever gets mad about it. Best you do the same and keep gaurding the door and staying slient.
**Fuck that shit.
**If this door could talk. It would say this. "I love you guys. you're my best friends" But it won't say that. because doors can'tt talk.
**I love you door.
**Door: I love you too Cane.
**I mean Sophia--FUCKL
**Maybe one of us could radio if we still needa guard this door...
**Not it.
**The door Votes for Cane. Sophia does the same.
**you're out voted betch
LCpl. Reylds Cane radios in "Do you need us to move up?"
**|D
Sgt. Valerya T'Kysi radios in "Negatory, Cane. Hold there. "
**The Door is sad that it will lose it's friends. . .
**The door smlies at the fact it will keep it's friends. it embraces them
[LOOC] Pvt. Sophia Orr: Sweat christ what the fuck am I doing
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: XD
**The Door once again embraces it's only friends it will ever have Sophia and Cane. But soon this friendship must end for they can't stay forever. Or can they?
**Oh gods please no.
Sgt. Valerya T'Kysi says "I apologize for making you sit here."
**looks like both of this people stay pretty fucking quiet when on missions guarding this door is their sole mission
**I think that means we can move.
**Does it really?
**We can't know for sure.
**maybe thius door is our new mother. . .
**I hope so.  For our sanity.
**well you go ask. Iw ill guard the door
**Dammit Sophia.  |D
**This door. It's our second mother. we must guard her well.
**well shit. we did a shit ship on guarding the door now she is upset
**I mean job. god dammit Cane
**wait what
Sgt. Zaenna'Saaris vas Xalaarm radios in "Arglack, we're en route to you."
**oh god we're free from guarding this door praise the spirts/gods
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Post by Arglack Sat Apr 16, 2016 5:07 pm

**Cpl. Pip Lebeau Would scream as he was flung. "TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAINNNNNN!"
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Post by FuryofAngels Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:01 pm

LCpl. Rassilia Praasi says "...Ugh you..."
LCpl. Rassilia Praasi says "S-Seriously..."
LCpl. Rassilia Praasi says ": ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
[LOOC] LCpl. Rassilia Praasi: UPS
[LOOC] LCpl. Rassilia Praasi: Thats not suppose to be there. Binds Razz
[LOOC] 1stLt. Richard Bellanger: IM SORRY IM CC REHFJKD
[LOOC] 1stLt. Richard Bellanger: I CANT LURK ANYMORE IM DEAD
[LOOC] LCpl. Rassilia Praasi: Stalker, get out of here.
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Post by Jayden Sun Apr 24, 2016 11:54 pm

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Post by Arglack Sun Apr 24, 2016 11:59 pm

yes i did that.

dont ask me why
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Post by Crystallized0Rose Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:08 pm

[OOC] a sad panda: Crystal's real name is actually XxX_MLG_PU$$YSL4Y3R_MLG_XxX
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Post by BillCosby Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:12 pm

1stSgt. William Karl Brayton says "Lemme just get some skin tight armor on and omni-whips and I can pretend to be your mom."

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Post by  Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:38 pm

Breaching 101.

**1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius opted to kick the lockers in like some sort of obese man.
1stSgt. William Karl Brayton says "Congrats, you also didn't confirm your kill."
PFC. Daniel Smith says "Well. I did go around. I was waiting for orders, but since brayton died on me..."
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius says "I can't wait for this to be rigged."
**CDR. Isaiah Nicola shrugs his shoulders.
**'Addeva' shoves herself up onto a foot, then her feet, as she looked to her shields.
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "Holy shit. There's people inside."
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "What a god damned miracle."
PFC. Daniel Smith says "I think I honestly got Zaenna, though."
1stSgt. William Karl Brayton yells "Oh wow."
**1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius swivels off to the side while grasping a flash grenade from his belt - 'Dio' quickly tossed it in after pulling the pin.
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "Rolling breach."
**Poof, or some flashy noisy shit.
LT. Eliott Foster yells "*My heroes of the hour! I'll suck your dicks for resucing me!*"
**PFC. Daniel Smith quickly switches out for his m-8, stepping by the door.
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "Thanks, hun."
1stSgt. William Karl Brayton yells "Holding you to that."
LT. Eliott Foster yells "Please don't."
PFC. Memi'Maanar nar Xaeraka yells "I'm a women. Sorry to spoil the fun."
LT. Eliott Foster yells "I was kidding."
**1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius presumably strolled into the room with his rifle raised after the flashbang did its magic.
LT. Eliott Foster yells "It's a prank bro!"
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "Surrender and your gold is mine."
**Sgt. Tark'osvarl vas Carreciann moves in through the door once the Flashbang'd detonated, his rifle orientating to the side.
LT. Eliott Foster yells "It's a social experiment!"
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius says "Pew. Pew."
Pvt. Sophia Orr says "Pew pew."
**'Addeva' stands quietly nearby the street, watching the rest of the action with her head held low
Sgt. Tark'osvarl vas Carreciann says "Bang, bang."
Pvt. Sophia Orr says "Pew pew pew"
Pvt. Sophia Orr says "BANG BANG PEW PEW"
Sgt. Tark'osvarl vas Carreciann yells "Intense firefight action!"
Dr. Brian Doughty yells "*I NEED A FUCKING MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!*"
PFC. Memi'Maanar nar Xaeraka says "Do we really need to shoot this much?"
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "A whole new genre."
LT. Eliott Foster yells "MY IMMERSION!"
Pvt. Sophia Orr says "MY ARMS ARE GOBNE!"
PFC. Memi'Maanar nar Xaeraka says "Hey, brian."
Pvt. Sophia Orr says "OH GOD"
Pvt. Sophia Orr says "OH GOD THEY GOT MY ARMS JIM!"
**PFC. Memi'Maanar nar Xaeraka walks up to Brian, shooting him in the leg.
LT. Eliott Foster yells "I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!"
Pvt. Sophia Orr says "TELL MY KIDS I LOVE THEM"
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "Lieutenant Dan, your legs!"
Sgt. Tark'osvarl vas Carreciann yells "There are boogs everywhere!"
Sgt. Tark'osvarl vas Carreciann yells "No, wait!"
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "Shoot the Space Boogs!"
CDR. Isaiah Nicola yells "Space boogs!"
**Dr. Brian Doughty soon hits the ground, grunting. "GAH, DAMNIT! FUCK! SHIT! MAYDAY MAYDAY!"
1stSgt. William Karl Brayton yells "The only good bug is a dead bug!"
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius radios in "Alright. How tired are you lot?"
**Pvt. Sophia Orr Waves around screaming as she pretends to have lost her arms
LT. Eliott Foster yells "MY LEG!"
Pvt. Sophia Orr says "MY FUCKING ARMS! AHHH!"
LT. Eliott Foster yells "MY EYES!"
**PFC. Memi'Maanar nar Xaeraka shoots at Brian again, "Pow, Pow. Okay, I'm happy. I got to shoot Brian."
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius radios in "Physically tired. All of you."
Sgt. Tark'osvarl vas Carreciann yells "My dignity!"
1stSgt. William Karl Brayton says "Oh...*okay*."
PFC. Daniel Smith radios in "I'm fine..."
Pvt. Jule Vikia radios in "I am up for anything, sir."
**Dr. Brian Doughty grunts again as he is shot at. "OW. FUCK-DAMN-SHIT-MY FILTER."
Pvt. Sophia Orr yells "YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW TO DISABLE THE BOMB WE PUT ON YOUR PRINCESS DICK SUCKING HOSTAGE!"
1stSgt. William Karl Brayton yells "Dio! A BOMB!"
PFC. Memi'Maanar nar Xaeraka says "The hell.."
Sgt. Tark'osvarl vas Carreciann yells "A bomb!"
LT. Eliott Foster yells "ALLLLAAAAAAAAH!"
PFC. Memi'Maanar nar Xaeraka yells "Shes one of them!"
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius radios in "I've got another trick shoved up my ass. Re-group at the base."
Pvt. Sophia Orr says "KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!"
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "Oh god."
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "Jay-Cee."
Pvt. Jule Vikia radios in "Rodger."
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "A. Bomb."
1stLt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius yells "Alright. Let's go."
PFC. Daniel Smith says "I thought the were all fuckin' around."


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Post by Crystallized0Rose Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:51 pm

PFC. Daniel Smith radios in "Uh, How'd Jule get over on that little island? I thought turians couldn't swim."
**Itpo Drios cranks off the radio.
**LCpl. Reylds Cane shakes his head with a grin of sorts and clicks off le radio.
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: That warn't even planned.  XD
**Itpo Drios gives a small smirk, before it gently fades.
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: **Cpl. Naomi Merigold has an even bigger dick.
Naomi has the largest cock in the world. It is very red and wakes up everyone in the world when it makes cock noises.
[OOC] bluefire31: no please
[OOC] ☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: xD
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: Oh, we can't escape when we turn our radios off.  Dear lordy help us.
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Post by Crystallized0Rose Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:47 pm

[LOOC] Fimis Celia: +60 it's fine
[LOOC] LCpl. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: 0 and it's cyanide
Fimis Celia has rolled 91.
**The candy is delicious and sweet, and packed with enough preservatives to petrify a small cat. Thus it is perfectly safe to eat.
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Post by Crystallized0Rose Mon May 02, 2016 10:37 pm

**Fimis Celia looks about ready to hug the volus again. Roll for how badly this goes.
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt has rolled 8.
[LOOC] Fimis Celia: WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH AN 8!?!
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Post by M10M Joker Tue May 03, 2016 11:19 pm

**The computer would proceed to play a gay turian vid.
Pvt. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin says "Oh my."
Dr. Brian Doughty says "W- NO! WHY IS THIS HERE?"
**Sgt. Tark'osvarl vas Carreciann rears back his prosthetic right arm, before sending it reeling towards the Monitor. "NO!"
**The one on top would look like Dio. The other being Abba.
Pvt. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin yells "OH SPIRITS!"
Pvt. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin says "I... I didn't know it could stretch *that* far."
**Dr. Brian Doughty would attempt to shove Tark before he can punch the screen. "HOLD ON! I CAN STOP THIS!" He soon moves his hand to the mouse, SPAMMING THE exit button.
Pvt. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin says "Holy crap... I-its so... *Big*."
Dr. Brian Doughty says "I DON'T WANNA SEE BIRDY MATING SEASON."
Dr. Brian Doughty says "NO SIR."
**The porn would continue to play. Dio yells "Oh yeah, Doctor! Take my syringe!"
**The Quarian casts fist. The glass shatters - sending out a whiff of smoke as the vacuum-backed monitor implodes, sendng shattering glass inwards.
**Pvt. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin Was apparantly recording the whole time.
**Dr. Brian Doughty soon stares at the screen.
**Pvt. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin Turns off his omni tool, grinning.
Dr. Brian Doughty says "...*God damnit, Tark*..."
**Pvt. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin Presses a few buttons.
Pvt. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin says "E621 will appreciate this."
**Pvt. Neilar 'Nil' Lumin walks off.
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Post by BillCosby Thu May 05, 2016 8:50 pm

**LCpl. Pip Lebeau Would step into the shower, starting to sing the song. "A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying." **LCpl. Pip Lebeau Would start to wash himself, continuing to sing. "Oh it gives me such a thrill, when she grinds me agaisnt her will~"

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Post by Crystallized0Rose Fri May 06, 2016 12:42 am

Crystallized0Rose wrote:**Whenever Sophia looks at Cane, Cane looks at Sophia.  It's a strange cycle.
**Pvt. Sophia Orr Just keeps herself still as she guards the airlock
**How boring.
**Very drab.
**Very
**Quite dull.
**Sophia takes another glance at cane and just nods
**LCpl. Reylds Cane glances around at le room.  What a boring room.
**Pvt. Sophia Orr Looks around as she just stays quiet. Thus making this more boring without talking
**These're two very well-diciplined soldiers if they've managed to keep their traps shut this long.
**very
**Ugh this is boring.
**I have guarded many doors in my life you know. But this one? This one is speical.
**Quite the special door if nothing happens to it.
**Yup.
**I have special phase-through-wall eyes.
**Oh I do too. Kinda neat but I don't use it often because the gods/spirts/god/whatever gets mad about it. Best you do the same and keep gaurding the door and staying slient.
**Fuck that shit.
**If this door could talk. It would say this. "I love you guys. you're my best friends" But it won't say that. because doors can'tt talk.
**I love you door.
**Door: I love you too Cane.
**I mean Sophia--FUCKL
**Maybe one of us could radio if we still needa guard this door...
**Not it.
**The door Votes for Cane. Sophia does the same.
**you're out voted betch
LCpl. Reylds Cane radios in "Do you need us to move up?"
**|D
Sgt. Valerya T'Kysi radios in "Negatory, Cane. Hold there. "
**The Door is sad that it will lose it's friends. . .
**The door smlies at the fact it will keep it's friends. it embraces them
[LOOC] Pvt. Sophia Orr: Sweat christ what the fuck am I doing
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: XD
**The Door once again embraces it's only friends it will ever have Sophia and Cane. But soon this friendship must end for they can't stay forever. Or can they?
**Oh gods please no.
Sgt. Valerya T'Kysi says "I apologize for making you sit here."
**looks like both of this people stay pretty fucking quiet when on missions guarding this door is their sole mission
**I think that means we can move.
**Does it really?
**We can't know for sure.
**maybe thius door is our new mother. . .
**I hope so.  For our sanity.
**well you go ask. Iw ill guard the door
**Dammit Sophia.  |D
**This door. It's our second mother. we must guard her well.
**well shit. we did a shit ship on guarding the door now she is upset
**I mean job. god dammit Cane
**wait what
Sgt. Zaenna'Saaris vas Xalaarm radios in "Arglack, we're en route to you."
**oh god we're free from guarding this door praise the spirts/gods

ADDENDUM

Pvt. Sophia Orr says "So Cane. I just rezlied. That door is dead."
**CDR. Anton Moonen blinks for a few moments as his eyes adjust to the light, "I forgot how bright that light is."
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "Oh."
**LCpl. Reylds Cane actually looks downtrodden and stares at the floor.
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "You're right."
[LOOC] Pvt. Sophia Orr: WE're being sad over a door we called out mother. 10/10
[LOOC] Pvt. Sophia Orr: our*
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "The door shall be missed."
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Post by Crystallized0Rose Fri May 06, 2016 9:25 pm

LCpl. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra whispers "...you smell better awake"
[LOOC] LCpl. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: void
[LOOC] Fimis Celia: You're sniffing the wrong end, Zar.
[LOOC] LCpl. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: w-
[LOOC] LCpl. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: n-
[LOOC] LCpl. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: no
[LOOC] LCpl. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: fuck you
[LOOC] Maj. Isaiah Nicola: lmao
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Post by Crystallized0Rose Sun May 08, 2016 6:58 pm

Who here remembers "Combat Boobs"? XD
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Post by M10M Joker Tue May 10, 2016 12:20 am

Pvt. Abbas Orinquo radios in "WHY ALL OF MY RACHNI PORNOGRAPHY GONE FROM MY OMNI-TOOL?!!!"
CDR. Anton Moonen radios in "Man, I can't even get angry at this point."
CDR. Anton Moonen radios in "I'm just sad."
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Post by Xenoxia Tue May 10, 2016 1:52 am

Pvt. Abbas Orinquo says "But Sarge."
Sgt. Naomi Merigold yells "Come on! Show us how much of a Hero you are!"
Pvt. Abbas Orinquo says "COmmander said that NCO's are *not* exception for PT."
Pvt. Abbas Orinquo says "So, come and join us?"
Sgt. Naomi Merigold yells "That would be true if I wasn't the one dishing it out!"
1stSgt. William Karl Brayton says "I do my PT when no one is in."
Sgt. Naomi Merigold says "Yeah that too, nothing is worse than having someone stare at your ass and yelling at you to run faster."
**HN. Brian Doughty glances up at the ceiling as the song starts placing, almost immediately losing his footing. "FUCK!" He yells out as he faceplants onto the treadmil. That isn't the end. This motherfucker somehow manages to be flipped on the treadmil as he grunts out "SHIT." Before faceplanting the treadmil again, soon being launched from the treadmil and sliding across the floor, hitting against the wall on the other side.
**Sgt. Naomi Merigold would begin to laugh.
**Pvt. Sophia Orr Norrows her eyes as she starts putting her hand onto her helmet taking it off running faster and faster as she grips the helmet tightly using her mind to feel as if she was in combat. Running to save the lifes of millions to save the MOTHER FUCKING WORLD. SHE WILL BE A HERO SHE WILL RUN AS FAST AS SHE CAN! SHE. IS. THE. FUCKING. BEST. SHE. IS. A MOTHER. FUCKING. HERO
**Sgt. Naomi Merigold would turn towards Brian.
Fimis Celia yells "Brian!"
HN. Brian Doughty yells "OW!"
Sgt. Naomi Merigold says "Holy crap that looked like it was straight out of a movie!"
**Fimis Celia 's voice is a shrill squak as she rushes over.
Sgt. Naomi Merigold says "Brian, you alright!?:"
**1stSgt. William Karl Brayton just bursts out in laughter, and collapses onto his ass in laughter, crying almost instantly.
**Pvt. Abbas Orinquo runs like a some kind of turian SOnic.
[LOOC] Pvt. Sophia Orr: HOW DO YOU RUN FASTER?!
[LOOC] Sgt. Naomi Merigold: FAST LIKE SANIC
[LOOC] Pvt. Sophia Orr: ABBAS HOW I DO THAT?!
**Fimis Celia reaches her hands out to him cautiously.
[LOOC] Sgt. Naomi Merigold: ROFL OMG
Fimis Celia says "A-are you alright?"
**Abbas is a *real* hero.
**HN. Brian Doughty sprawls out on the floor, groaning loudly as he squeezes his eyes shut. Thankfully, there would be no obvious sighs of damage, save a bit of blood from his nose.
**Sgt. Naomi Merigold opens a pouch on their armour, taking out some tissues and tossing them to Brian.
Fimis Celia says "Y-you are not hurt?"
Sgt. Naomi Merigold says "Here you go Brian, you did good. Feel free to go erm... Rest now."
**Fimis Celia looks him over and determines that, yes, he is okay. She sighs in relief.
**Pvt. Sophia Orr Just rises her head up as her eyes shoot open as she manages to somehow make the threadmill go back it's settings as her feet move as fast as one human could ever get to almost becoming faster then FUCKING USRIAN. MOTHER. FUCKING. BOLT AS SHE JUST STARTS TALKING T HERSELF "TWENTY TO THE LEFT NICOLA! BRAYTON TO YOUR RIGHT ANOTHER FIVE. TAKE EM DOWN I WIL GET THE ONES GOING AFTER THE CIVIS MOVE IT!" Sophia just gets lost in her head as she uses her own mind to save the fucking world while running. Like. A, Fucking. Speed. DEMON
Sgt. Naomi Merigold says "Brian is a true hero."
**HN. Brian Doughty lifts his arm, grinning painfully. "N-not my first time falling off the treadmil, heh..."
**Pvt. Abbas Orinquo as his eet starts to sparking, he starts to transcend into another dimension.
**Because Abbas is too fast.
[LOOC] Sgt. Naomi Merigold: HOLY FUCK
[LOOC] Sgt. Naomi Merigold: HAHAHHAHAHA
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Unknown command: replay_togglereplaytips
[LOOC] Sgt. Naomi Merigold: TAKING A PIC
**Pvt. Sophia Orr REAILTY BREAKS BEYOND ALL THIGNS AS SOPHIA RUNS ON FUCKING AIR
[LOOC] Sgt. Naomi Merigold: WTF AM I WATCHING>
**Fimis Celia offers her hand to Brian to help him up.
[LOOC] 1stSgt. William Karl Brayton: THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT

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Post by Crystallized0Rose Wed May 11, 2016 4:49 pm

Okay, here's a bit of computer wisdom.

"Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.

Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.

DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.

Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work."
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