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FuryofAngels
TheIrishGhost
Quads
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Crystallized0Rose
Admiral Atlis
Hank Handsome
Filtershakes
Brayton
Kulzcow
Jayden
BillCosby
Codydaone
Legion
virtualFear
XVvC (DECOMISSIONED)
Nick100
PaladinKOSP
Pundii
HereticsEnd
Pianotugboat
MadMax
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MasterMedicMan
Blackout13425
CrackPuppy
Arglack
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Re: Funny Server Quotes
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "..I'll do the balls, you.. do the shaft?"
MadMax- Posts : 43
Join date : 2016-03-16
Re: Funny Server Quotes
When a chick tries to fuck Kreg
[VBG] HereticsEnd: Shes draping her leg over my knee
Kept you waiting, huh?: she is
Kept you waiting, huh?: going to try
Kept you waiting, huh?: to fuck you
[VBG] HereticsEnd: Someday
[VBG] HereticsEnd: sometime
[VBG] HereticsEnd: yes
[VBG] HereticsEnd: she will
[VBG] HereticsEnd: and I will have no idea what to do
[VBG] HereticsEnd: I'll probabbly just make muffins or some shit
[VBG] HereticsEnd: "Sex?"
[VBG] HereticsEnd: "Fuck you mean, bitch. I just made some fucking muffins."
[VBG] HereticsEnd: "Fuck outta here with that shit."
Kept you waiting, huh?: DED
[VBG] HereticsEnd: Shes draping her leg over my knee
Kept you waiting, huh?: she is
Kept you waiting, huh?: going to try
Kept you waiting, huh?: to fuck you
[VBG] HereticsEnd: Someday
[VBG] HereticsEnd: sometime
[VBG] HereticsEnd: yes
[VBG] HereticsEnd: she will
[VBG] HereticsEnd: and I will have no idea what to do
[VBG] HereticsEnd: I'll probabbly just make muffins or some shit
[VBG] HereticsEnd: "Sex?"
[VBG] HereticsEnd: "Fuck you mean, bitch. I just made some fucking muffins."
[VBG] HereticsEnd: "Fuck outta here with that shit."
Kept you waiting, huh?: DED
Kulzcow- Posts : 25
Join date : 2015-11-24
Re: Funny Server Quotes
**PFC. Alexander Thompson would embrace her tightly, closing his eyes. "Look at us, in the middle of the citadel, asking if Brayton is gay for Arglack."
Blackout13425- Posts : 68
Join date : 2016-03-17
Re: Funny Server Quotes
We're missing the god damn rocket wheel chair from Happy Wheels.
Brayton- Posts : 114
Join date : 2015-06-10
Age : 32
Location : Up Your Ass
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Pvt. Pip Lebeau radios in "MY INTERNAL ORGARS ARE SPILLING OUT MY SIDES"
Quads- Posts : 71
Join date : 2016-03-21
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This is what happens when we get new PACs.
Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
How the server members tell each other happy Easter:
[OOC] Pianotugboat[Partytime]: Happy Easter Fuckfaces
[OOC] KOSP: Yeah, Happy Easter!
[OOC] Mazer: The bunnies will come and eat your chocolate face
[OOC] Pianotugboat[Partytime]: BUT IM WHITE
[OOC] Crystallized0Rose: White chocolate! Even better!
[PM] Sgt. Zaenna'Saaris vas Xalaarm: o bby XD.
[OOC] KOSP: Don't know about you. But I love my girls to be choclate
[OOC] Mazer: I'm gonna eat your white Quarian face
[OOC] Pianotugboat[Partytime]: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO
[OOC] Pianotugboat[Partytime]: Happy Easter Fuckfaces
[OOC] KOSP: Yeah, Happy Easter!
[OOC] Mazer: The bunnies will come and eat your chocolate face
[OOC] Pianotugboat[Partytime]: BUT IM WHITE
[OOC] Crystallized0Rose: White chocolate! Even better!
[PM] Sgt. Zaenna'Saaris vas Xalaarm: o bby XD.
[OOC] KOSP: Don't know about you. But I love my girls to be choclate
[OOC] Mazer: I'm gonna eat your white Quarian face
[OOC] Pianotugboat[Partytime]: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO
Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
LT. Gunter Shultz says "Are you a toad? Becuase I want to hop right on your dick."
BillCosby- Posts : 38
Join date : 2015-08-20
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**PFC. Alexander Thompson sighs, sitting on the bed aswell.. "Okay, I will confess Kreg.. I hate her.. Because actually, I love you.. Memi is just for you to think that I'm straight... I have feels for you..."
Arglack- Posts : 244
Join date : 2015-07-27
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[LOG] Pvt. Pip Lebeau said [ME] "Enters a combatent stance, suddenly his close vanish and he is dressed like rey mysterio - taking a position he spouts out some uniltelligable spanish and then summons a wrestling ring, bounching on the robes the crowd roars "PIP THE CRUSHER HAS COME" with that Pip jumps down from the side of the ring and in enters Artacus the shrimp, wearing a tight red and white stripped leotard. Approaching him Pip runs forward and slides, wrapping both arms around the Turians neck and would pull down, an annoucner screaming. "AND HES CRACKED THE SHRIMP, RKO OUT OF NOWHERE" Getting up Pip would grab the Turian and hold him near his chest, then dropping his legs out he slammed the mans head into the floor with the annoucer screaming. "OH MY GOD LADIES AND GENTLEMENT, ITS THE TOMBMEME PILEDRIVER" After which Pip would stand up and hold out his elbow before stumbling forward and slamming the eblow into the mans chest. "AND ITS THE PEOPLES LELBOW!" Screamed the annoucer, Pip stood up in triumph and let out a mighty roar, "
Re: Funny Server Quotes
This is a compilation of Pip's thoughts while getting chewed out by a busty Asari Matriarch
Iryx T'Nali yells "Everyone outside of line stay everyone in line you have restraint but not my respect."
Iryx T'Nali yells "You all have to earn that."
**Pip faintly remebers an Asari in a JOI video telling him the same thing.
**Visions of Pip dashing forward and sticking his face between those two massive /dreadnaughts/ and then spacing himself.
**Pvt. Pip Lebeau Would shoot Brayton a look that said. "Should I go out with a bang? Always wanted to die with a raging murderboner"
Iryx T'Nali says "... expect PT for the next week and don't get cheeky with me Private."
**Pvt. Pip Lebeau Would shake his head. "No Ma'am, I'm just the kind of person who seems like they are cheeky - but I am serious."
[LOOC] Pvt. Pip Lebeau: What I really wanted to say was. "If by cheeky you mean putting my face between your cheeks then definitely."
Iryx T'Nali yells "Everyone outside of line stay everyone in line you have restraint but not my respect."
Iryx T'Nali yells "You all have to earn that."
**Pip faintly remebers an Asari in a JOI video telling him the same thing.
**Visions of Pip dashing forward and sticking his face between those two massive /dreadnaughts/ and then spacing himself.
**Pvt. Pip Lebeau Would shoot Brayton a look that said. "Should I go out with a bang? Always wanted to die with a raging murderboner"
Iryx T'Nali says "... expect PT for the next week and don't get cheeky with me Private."
**Pvt. Pip Lebeau Would shake his head. "No Ma'am, I'm just the kind of person who seems like they are cheeky - but I am serious."
[LOOC] Pvt. Pip Lebeau: What I really wanted to say was. "If by cheeky you mean putting my face between your cheeks then definitely."
Quads- Posts : 71
Join date : 2016-03-21
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Sgt. Raik Arglack said [OOC] "Alex, speak"
Pfc. Alexander Tampon said [OOC] "MOTHERFUCKER"
Dr. Brian Doughty said [OOC] "HUE"
Pfc. Alexander Tampon said [OOC] "MOTHERFUCKER"
Dr. Brian Doughty said [OOC] "HUE"
Arglack- Posts : 244
Join date : 2015-07-27
Re: Funny Server Quotes
[OOC] Vicious Otter: Crashing this vessel...with no survivors.
[OOC] Jeffrey: Crash it into the Turian ship first, birds need to die with us.. damn filth.
[OOC] Filtershakes: *hssk* You thought the ammonia was your ally? *hssk* You merely adopted the ammonia. *hssk* I was born in it, molded by it. *hssk* I didn't see the oxygen by the time I was a woman, by then it was nothing to me but blinding! *hssk*
[OOC] M10M Brinkster: I am not cleaning your vomit again.
[OOC] Mazer: K then Darth Vader
[OOC] Jeffrey: Crash it into the Turian ship first, birds need to die with us.. damn filth.
[OOC] Filtershakes: *hssk* You thought the ammonia was your ally? *hssk* You merely adopted the ammonia. *hssk* I was born in it, molded by it. *hssk* I didn't see the oxygen by the time I was a woman, by then it was nothing to me but blinding! *hssk*
[OOC] M10M Brinkster: I am not cleaning your vomit again.
[OOC] Mazer: K then Darth Vader
Filtershakes- Posts : 70
Join date : 2015-07-16
Re: Funny Server Quotes
I don't like self quoting. but apparently I was funny.
[OOC] Fifty Shades of Pundii - #Vodin: *Sorry you can't fuck the dead Quarian* :^) [OOC] TheFreshPrinceOfNewYork: you just watch me
[OOC] Fifty Shades of Pundii - #Vodin: *Sorry you can't fuck the dead Quarian* :^) [OOC] TheFreshPrinceOfNewYork: you just watch me
BillCosby- Posts : 38
Join date : 2015-08-20
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Speaking of self quoting. Hate it but several people laughed at this. *Luma wakes up strapped down to a medical sled while in combat.*. "Not really a fan of the being tied up stuff but I'll take the excuse to lie down."
Hank Handsome- Posts : 69
Join date : 2015-10-08
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Sgt. Raik Arglack says "Why did you drift away, Pip?"
Sgt. Raik Arglack says "You were supposed to be in my quad."
Sgt. Raik Arglack says "You were supposed to be in my quad."
Quads- Posts : 71
Join date : 2016-03-21
Re: Funny Server Quotes
THAT WAS A TYPO
I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "SQUAD"
I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "SQUAD"
Arglack- Posts : 244
Join date : 2015-07-27
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**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray raises a brow once more, eyeballing the Salarian...
**Spc. Reylds Cane smirks kind of apologetically.
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Why are you..?"
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Apologies. It was too good of an opportunity to pass up."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray gestures vaguely to his lower half, clearing his throat.
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Damp?"
**Spc. Reylds Cane looks down, taking a step back and examining his wet armor.
Spc. Reylds Cane says "There's a secret spa hidden on our ship."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Uh-huh... Or, you fell into a reflecting pool."
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Or I fell into a reflecting pool..."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Wait. Did you?"
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Maybe."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray narrows his eyes, pursing his lips.
Pvt. Jason Oxford says "How was it?"
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Really really cold."
Pvt. Jason Oxford says "Hah."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Well. Surprised your legs didn't shrink."
Spc. Reylds Cane says "That's not the part of me that changes size."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray blinks, his jaw going somewhat agape. "A-.. Not... " he stammered...
**Spc. Reylds Cane has the most shit-eatingest grin right now.
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Well. That got real dark, real quick.."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "-SO-! Back on the Citadel.."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray remains silent for nearly a full minute..
Spc. Reylds Cane says "You need to learn your physiology, private."
**Spc. Reylds Cane smirks kind of apologetically.
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Why are you..?"
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Apologies. It was too good of an opportunity to pass up."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray gestures vaguely to his lower half, clearing his throat.
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Damp?"
**Spc. Reylds Cane looks down, taking a step back and examining his wet armor.
Spc. Reylds Cane says "There's a secret spa hidden on our ship."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Uh-huh... Or, you fell into a reflecting pool."
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Or I fell into a reflecting pool..."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Wait. Did you?"
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Maybe."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray narrows his eyes, pursing his lips.
Pvt. Jason Oxford says "How was it?"
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Really really cold."
Pvt. Jason Oxford says "Hah."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Well. Surprised your legs didn't shrink."
Spc. Reylds Cane says "That's not the part of me that changes size."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray blinks, his jaw going somewhat agape. "A-.. Not... " he stammered...
**Spc. Reylds Cane has the most shit-eatingest grin right now.
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Well. That got real dark, real quick.."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "-SO-! Back on the Citadel.."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray remains silent for nearly a full minute..
Spc. Reylds Cane says "You need to learn your physiology, private."
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Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Krieg yells "THE SUSHI, PYJAK!"
Krieg yells "YOU'RE HURTING IT."
**LT. Gunter Shultz kicks over some of the plate, "SHUT ZE FUCK UP!" as he grabs the Shot-glass "HOLD STILL, MEIN FRUEND!"
LT. Gunter Shultz says "ZHIS."
PFC. Noah Bruckner yells "Shultz, get down from the table!"
LT. Gunter Shultz says "VILL."
LT. Gunter Shultz says "BE."
LT. Gunter Shultz says "*PERFECT.*"
Krieg yells "YOU'RE HURTING IT."
**LT. Gunter Shultz kicks over some of the plate, "SHUT ZE FUCK UP!" as he grabs the Shot-glass "HOLD STILL, MEIN FRUEND!"
LT. Gunter Shultz says "ZHIS."
PFC. Noah Bruckner yells "Shultz, get down from the table!"
LT. Gunter Shultz says "VILL."
LT. Gunter Shultz says "BE."
LT. Gunter Shultz says "*PERFECT.*"
Kulzcow- Posts : 25
Join date : 2015-11-24
Re: Funny Server Quotes
**LCpl. Nadine Olla would already be flicking through the channels, "We could catch... March Dishonesty... or The Day We Saw That Flower... or... One Hit Guy?
**Cpl. Voai T'neava leaves
This server is running ULX Admin Mod version revision 374 by Team Ulysses -- ulyssesmod.net
**Cpl. Voai T'neava bye
**Cpl. Voai T'neava leaves
This server is running ULX Admin Mod version
**Cpl. Voai T'neava bye
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "As.. much as I never thought I'd want to watch that again, why not March Dishonesty?"
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "That was good."
**LCpl. Nadine Olla flicks the channel over to a young brunette, standing out in the rain. She is already coughing. What a fucking idiot.
LCpl. Nadine Olla says "What a fucking idiot!"
LCpl. Nadine Olla says "Does she know how Hanar cartoons work?!"
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "Doesn't she know the first rule of Hanar cartoons? Don't go outside in the rain, you'll get cancer."
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "And die."
You're playing on Mass Effect Roleplay - Deployed, enjoy your stay!
LCpl. Nadine Olla says "She's dead. That's it. She's fucking dead."
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "It'll be really sad and we'll all cry and it'll be her own fault."
LCpl. Nadine Olla says "No way she's making that Oboe recital now."
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "Hate to be her harp-playing boyfriend."
LCpl. Nadine Olla says "Fuck... I wonder if Screaming Cicadas is on?"
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "Oh, shit, put that one on."
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "That was good."
**LCpl. Nadine Olla flicks the channel over to a young brunette, standing out in the rain. She is already coughing. What a fucking idiot.
LCpl. Nadine Olla says "What a fucking idiot!"
LCpl. Nadine Olla says "Does she know how Hanar cartoons work?!"
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "Doesn't she know the first rule of Hanar cartoons? Don't go outside in the rain, you'll get cancer."
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "And die."
You're playing on Mass Effect Roleplay - Deployed, enjoy your stay!
LCpl. Nadine Olla says "She's dead. That's it. She's fucking dead."
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "It'll be really sad and we'll all cry and it'll be her own fault."
LCpl. Nadine Olla says "No way she's making that Oboe recital now."
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "Hate to be her harp-playing boyfriend."
LCpl. Nadine Olla says "Fuck... I wonder if Screaming Cicadas is on?"
Cpl. Voai T'neava says "Oh, shit, put that one on."
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[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: PFFFFTTTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: DISAPERATING KROGAN
[LOOC] Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray: How to make a giant-ass Krogan poof... Glare daggers at the Salarian beside him. And pretend to smack the Salarian.
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: He's rejoining, give him a minute. XD
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: Wait, you hit me?
[LOOC] Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray: NAH! No. Elliot wants to.
Spc. Reylds Cane whispers "i love you"
[LOOC] Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray: I dare you. Double-dare you.
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: Have Reylds actually say that?
[LOOC] Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray: Was more of a joke, but you do whatever the hell you want. Reylds is your character, after all.
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: ...
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: It is my goal to make Reylds kiss Edward now.
[LOOC] Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray: Well, hey. It might freak him the hell out, or it might send him panicking. Two different sides to the same coin? Not really. The mental scars are cut at different angles.
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: DISAPERATING KROGAN
[LOOC] Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray: How to make a giant-ass Krogan poof... Glare daggers at the Salarian beside him. And pretend to smack the Salarian.
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: He's rejoining, give him a minute. XD
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: Wait, you hit me?
[LOOC] Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray: NAH! No. Elliot wants to.
Spc. Reylds Cane whispers "i love you"
[LOOC] Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray: I dare you. Double-dare you.
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: Have Reylds actually say that?
[LOOC] Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray: Was more of a joke, but you do whatever the hell you want. Reylds is your character, after all.
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: ...
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: It is my goal to make Reylds kiss Edward now.
[LOOC] Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray: Well, hey. It might freak him the hell out, or it might send him panicking. Two different sides to the same coin? Not really. The mental scars are cut at different angles.
Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Crystallized0Rose wrote:**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray raises a brow once more, eyeballing the Salarian...
**Spc. Reylds Cane smirks kind of apologetically.
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Why are you..?"
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Apologies. It was too good of an opportunity to pass up."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray gestures vaguely to his lower half, clearing his throat.
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Damp?"
**Spc. Reylds Cane looks down, taking a step back and examining his wet armor.
Spc. Reylds Cane says "There's a secret spa hidden on our ship."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Uh-huh... Or, you fell into a reflecting pool."
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Or I fell into a reflecting pool..."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Wait. Did you?"
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Maybe."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray narrows his eyes, pursing his lips.
Pvt. Jason Oxford says "How was it?"
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Really really cold."
Pvt. Jason Oxford says "Hah."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Well. Surprised your legs didn't shrink."
Spc. Reylds Cane says "That's not the part of me that changes size."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray blinks, his jaw going somewhat agape. "A-.. Not... " he stammered...
**Spc. Reylds Cane has the most shit-eatingest grin right now.
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Well. That got real dark, real quick.."
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "-SO-! Back on the Citadel.."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray remains silent for nearly a full minute..
Spc. Reylds Cane says "You need to learn your physiology, private."
ADDENDUM
Spc. Reylds Cane says "You missed it yesterday when I gave the private anatomy lessons."
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: That sounds so damn wrong. I am so sorry.
S1C. Laurent Mourtier says "I thought interspecies mating puns are below you Specialist Cane"
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Private. Ha. Ha ha. Real cute, Cane. Go learn some German for me, right?"
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray says "Good luck dispelling that one."
Spc. Reylds Cane says "..."
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Right. That sounded much better in my mind."
**Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray leans in, eyeballing Cane..
Pvt. Elliot Edward Bellfray whispers "I win."
Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
CDR. Isaiah Nicola set the hp for Spc. Reylds Cane to 100
[LOG] Spc. Reylds Cane has died
Science is happening people. >
[LOG] Spc. Reylds Cane has died
Science is happening people. >
Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
I was asking DRGN what purpose a tilde serves grammatically. I got this instead.
Platform-084i says "Is this Platform kawaii, creator-chan~"
Platform-084i says "Is this Platform kawaii, creator-chan~"
MasterMedicMan- Posts : 169
Join date : 2015-07-17
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Sgt. Octis Kurius radios in "Hope you don't set fire to the bridge again. Hart figured that out the hard way."
Re: Funny Server Quotes
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: ITS TO FAT
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: I STARE INTO THE ABYSS
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt: AAAAAH!
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: AND THE FAT STARES BCK
**Sgt. Druss Jorkakt used stomp
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: AIE
Cpl. Pip Lebeau has rolled 59.
**It's super effective!
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: ROll
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: Roll
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt has rolled 100.
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: OH
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: MY
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt: bitch
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: FUCKING
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: GOD
**HOLY SHIT NIGGA, HE GETS ABSORBED INTO HER ASS KINKY STYLE
[LOOC] PFC. Kalin Kassel: Repac filts.
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt: I just threw up in my mouth a little.
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: See you around~
You're playing on Mass Effect Roleplay - Deployed, enjoy your stay!
[LOOC] PFC. Kalin Kassel: Ded
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt: super ded
This place is weird sometimes.
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: I STARE INTO THE ABYSS
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt: AAAAAH!
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: AND THE FAT STARES BCK
**Sgt. Druss Jorkakt used stomp
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: AIE
Cpl. Pip Lebeau has rolled 59.
**It's super effective!
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: ROll
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: Roll
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt has rolled 100.
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: OH
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: MY
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt: bitch
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: FUCKING
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: GOD
**HOLY SHIT NIGGA, HE GETS ABSORBED INTO HER ASS KINKY STYLE
[LOOC] PFC. Kalin Kassel: Repac filts.
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt: I just threw up in my mouth a little.
[LOOC] Cpl. Pip Lebeau: See you around~
You're playing on Mass Effect Roleplay - Deployed, enjoy your stay!
[LOOC] PFC. Kalin Kassel: Ded
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt: super ded
This place is weird sometimes.
Filtershakes- Posts : 70
Join date : 2015-07-16
Re: Funny Server Quotes
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: Methinks I shall go shower.
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: BBS
[LOOC] PFC. Kalin Kassel: I have to go watch my neighbor shower brb.
[LOOC] S1C. Elliott Foster: i have to go and
[LOOC] S1C. Elliott Foster: uh
[LOOC] S1C. Elliott Foster: i dont know you're asking the wrong questions
[LOOC] PFC. Kalin Kassel: Watch your neighbor watch your neighbor shower?
[LOOC] S1C. Elliott Foster: yes
[LOOC] S1C. Elliott Foster: thats the one
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: BBS
[LOOC] PFC. Kalin Kassel: I have to go watch my neighbor shower brb.
[LOOC] S1C. Elliott Foster: i have to go and
[LOOC] S1C. Elliott Foster: uh
[LOOC] S1C. Elliott Foster: i dont know you're asking the wrong questions
[LOOC] PFC. Kalin Kassel: Watch your neighbor watch your neighbor shower?
[LOOC] S1C. Elliott Foster: yes
[LOOC] S1C. Elliott Foster: thats the one
Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
[LOOC] Spc. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: elcor spectre
[LOOC] Spc. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: pls
[LOOC] Sgt. Octis Kurius: gotta have a primo anus to ride an elcor
[LOOC] Fimis Celia: I have a relevant picture.
[LOOC] Fimis Celia: http://pre03.deviantart.net/4c1a/th/pre/i/2009/190/5/8/mass_effect_2___elcor_spectre_by_migo_go.jpg
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: You kids and your elcor sex
[LOOC] Sgt. Octis Kurius: sensually, do you want me daddy
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: No you fag ew
[LOOC] Fimis Celia: Sexy beast, grrrrrh.
[LOOC] PFC. Alexander Thompson: excitement, do it harder, please.
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: In Great Pain, I thought the safe word was apple.
[LOOC] Spc. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: pls
[LOOC] Sgt. Octis Kurius: gotta have a primo anus to ride an elcor
[LOOC] Fimis Celia: I have a relevant picture.
[LOOC] Fimis Celia: http://pre03.deviantart.net/4c1a/th/pre/i/2009/190/5/8/mass_effect_2___elcor_spectre_by_migo_go.jpg
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: You kids and your elcor sex
[LOOC] Sgt. Octis Kurius: sensually, do you want me daddy
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: No you fag ew
[LOOC] Fimis Celia: Sexy beast, grrrrrh.
[LOOC] PFC. Alexander Thompson: excitement, do it harder, please.
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: In Great Pain, I thought the safe word was apple.
Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* So, am I screwed?"
Fimis Celia says "Are you...what?"
Fimis Celia says "Your results so far are satisfactory."
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* No, the thing with Bib!"
Fimis Celia says "You have a bib?"
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* You don't have people!"
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* That's wrong!"
Fimis Celia says "People is not a disease."
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* What does that have to do with my relationship issues!?"
**Sgt. Druss Jorkakt throws her hands into the air in frustration
Fimis Celia says "You are in what kind of relationship?"
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says ". . ."
Fimis Celia says "With a bib?"
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* Where does your clan keep your ears?!"
Fimis Celia says "The appropriate approximation are the horns on my head."
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* Fine! Ok! Ears are on your face!"
Fimis Celia says "On my--no, they are up here."
**Fimis Celia points at her horns.
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* WHATEVER!"
**Fimis Celia .n.
Fimis Celia says "Are you alright Druss? You appear to be becomming stressed."
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* I AM VERY STRESSED!"
Fimis Celia says "Please try and calm yourself! Take deep breaths, perhaps sit down?"
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* Are you- *hssk* Mocking me?! *hssk*"
See, more alien interactions should be like this. Misunderstandings out the wazoo. XD
Fimis Celia says "Are you...what?"
Fimis Celia says "Your results so far are satisfactory."
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* No, the thing with Bib!"
Fimis Celia says "You have a bib?"
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* You don't have people!"
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* That's wrong!"
Fimis Celia says "People is not a disease."
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* What does that have to do with my relationship issues!?"
**Sgt. Druss Jorkakt throws her hands into the air in frustration
Fimis Celia says "You are in what kind of relationship?"
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says ". . ."
Fimis Celia says "With a bib?"
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* Where does your clan keep your ears?!"
Fimis Celia says "The appropriate approximation are the horns on my head."
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* Fine! Ok! Ears are on your face!"
Fimis Celia says "On my--no, they are up here."
**Fimis Celia points at her horns.
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* WHATEVER!"
**Fimis Celia .n.
Fimis Celia says "Are you alright Druss? You appear to be becomming stressed."
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* I AM VERY STRESSED!"
Fimis Celia says "Please try and calm yourself! Take deep breaths, perhaps sit down?"
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* Are you- *hssk* Mocking me?! *hssk*"
See, more alien interactions should be like this. Misunderstandings out the wazoo. XD
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Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Pvt. Luma'Valla says "Shultz. All weapons use a particle accelration system. The round from this rifle. Is about the size of a grain of sand."
Re: Funny Server Quotes
[PM] PFC. Alexander Thompson: fuck you.
[PM] PFC. Alexander Thompson: still stayed in the ship after i fucked her, you bitch.
[PM] PFC. Alexander Thompson: and she was yelling that she is my dirty little bitch too.
>When Alex gives a little /too/ much information
[PM] PFC. Alexander Thompson: still stayed in the ship after i fucked her, you bitch.
[PM] PFC. Alexander Thompson: and she was yelling that she is my dirty little bitch too.
>When Alex gives a little /too/ much information
Quads- Posts : 71
Join date : 2016-03-21
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "It's Pusorm."
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "Killer of Krogan."
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "Killer of Krogan."
TheIrishGhost- Posts : 59
Join date : 2016-04-01
Age : 26
Location : Ireland
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "Good, I could get this Krogan baby blood off me."
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "Then slather some more."
PFC. Natalia Telesca says "I honestly don't know how to reply to that."
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "To be honest, I don't even care anymore."
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "Krogan deserve to die."
Sgt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius says "I'd show you, but the Commander is busy."
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "Better early."
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "Then slather some more."
PFC. Natalia Telesca says "I honestly don't know how to reply to that."
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "To be honest, I don't even care anymore."
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "Krogan deserve to die."
Sgt. Diocletianus 'Dio' Villius says "I'd show you, but the Commander is busy."
Pvt. Pusorm Gaqkel says "Better early."
TheIrishGhost- Posts : 59
Join date : 2016-04-01
Age : 26
Location : Ireland
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Pvt. Pusorm 'One Man Genophage' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Turning the Krogan Race into Krogan Paste' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Killing Krogan funnier than Seth Rogan Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Killing Krogan is my Slogan' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Putting Krogan down like Hulk Hogan' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Urdnot Wrex, watch me Flex' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogans die, I never Cry' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Living Longer than Krogan' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Doctor Deletus, anhilating Krogan fetus' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Genophage is my minumum Wage' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Widowmaker' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Bloodlust? I Lust Krogan Blood' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Kill Frogmen? Kill Frogmen.' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Zyklon G' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Genocide, Salarian Pride' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Wrex, Eve, Dead Krogan is my Dream' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Killing Krogan Clans like Jackie Chan' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Death, Better Than Geth' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Graves, my kind of Rave' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Blood comes in Floods' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Children, Krogan Civilian, I've Killed a Billion' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Warlord, another on the Scoreboard' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan meat, I bring the heat' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan died, served up Fried' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Dreadnaught, I think Not' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Children, yeah, I killed Them' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Village, I pillage' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Spectre, I think Never' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Rebellions, kill them like Felons' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Fleets, crushed beneath my Feet' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Ending Krogan Lives, Warn Their Wives' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Lives Don't Matter' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Ships, I tear them to Strips' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Kin, bombed like Berlin' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'I have the mods for shooting quads' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Turning the Krogan Race into Krogan Paste' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Killing Krogan funnier than Seth Rogan Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Killing Krogan is my Slogan' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Putting Krogan down like Hulk Hogan' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Urdnot Wrex, watch me Flex' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogans die, I never Cry' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Living Longer than Krogan' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Doctor Deletus, anhilating Krogan fetus' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Genophage is my minumum Wage' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Widowmaker' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Bloodlust? I Lust Krogan Blood' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Kill Frogmen? Kill Frogmen.' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Zyklon G' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Genocide, Salarian Pride' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Wrex, Eve, Dead Krogan is my Dream' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Killing Krogan Clans like Jackie Chan' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Death, Better Than Geth' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Graves, my kind of Rave' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Blood comes in Floods' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Children, Krogan Civilian, I've Killed a Billion' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Warlord, another on the Scoreboard' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan meat, I bring the heat' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan died, served up Fried' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Dreadnaught, I think Not' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Children, yeah, I killed Them' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Village, I pillage' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Spectre, I think Never' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Rebellions, kill them like Felons' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Fleets, crushed beneath my Feet' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Ending Krogan Lives, Warn Their Wives' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Lives Don't Matter' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Ships, I tear them to Strips' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'Krogan Kin, bombed like Berlin' Gaqkel
Pvt. Pusorm 'I have the mods for shooting quads' Gaqkel
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TheIrishGhost- Posts : 59
Join date : 2016-04-01
Age : 26
Location : Ireland
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Pvt. Luma'Valla says "Shultz. All weapons use a particle accelration system. The round from this rifle. Is about the size of a grain of sand."
Shultz then facepalms. Except. When the round in any weapon is created in the weapon. It's the size of a grain of sound. As they're generated. Also. No arguments. I wanted to say this.
Lcdr. Gunter Shultz brings his hand up to his face, facepalming. All I saw was this.
Shultz then facepalms. Except. When the round in any weapon is created in the weapon. It's the size of a grain of sound. As they're generated. Also. No arguments. I wanted to say this.
Lcdr. Gunter Shultz brings his hand up to his face, facepalming. All I saw was this.
Hank Handsome- Posts : 69
Join date : 2015-10-08
Re: Funny Server Quotes
I've got a few good ones.
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "I've never experienced such undicipline before. Or blatant disregard of order--"
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "Maybe I was just sheltered. Was I just sheltered?"
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "I believe so. STG is not a place for unruly types. Nor is most of the intelligence sector. You'd almost think some of these people were younglings, in the bodies of adults, as though piloting them."
[LOOC] Cpl. Lah'Kash: >meta
[LOOC] LCpl. Naomi Merigold: META
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "And that's so oddly specific Lah'Kash, what do you do when you're alone?"
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "When I'm alone?"
**nod nod
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "I've been in the habit of researching the species I'm working with, lately. And being curious."
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "About our crewmates."
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "Snooping. I've been snooping."
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "Oh, French."
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "Galactically speaking, and yes. Hello Miss Trudeau. I am Lah'Kash."
**LCpl. Reylds Cane sounds like he just spoke the name of his mortal enemy.
[OOC] [TJR] Brendin: im getting off for a few. peace all
Abelle Trudeau says "Bonjour!"
Abelle Trudeau says "Oh... Do you not like the language, Monsieur?"
[LOOC] Cpl. Lah'Kash: its because they eat frog legs
[LOOC] Abelle Trudeau: i literally need a towel
This server is running ULX Admin Mod version revision 374 by Team Ulysses -- ulyssesmod.net
[LOOC] Abelle Trudeau: i just spat fucking water all over everything fucking archer
[LOOC] Cpl. Lah'Kash: IM NOT SORRY
**LCpl. Naomi Merigold sits down on the couch awkwardly.
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: XD
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: PUSORM
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: GET OVER HERE
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: FROG FRATERNITY IS IN SESSION
[LOOC] Abelle Trudeau: FUCK YOU I CLEANED THAT SHIT UP
Also the number of canes in this picture
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "I've never experienced such undicipline before. Or blatant disregard of order--"
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "Maybe I was just sheltered. Was I just sheltered?"
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "I believe so. STG is not a place for unruly types. Nor is most of the intelligence sector. You'd almost think some of these people were younglings, in the bodies of adults, as though piloting them."
[LOOC] Cpl. Lah'Kash: >meta
[LOOC] LCpl. Naomi Merigold: META
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "And that's so oddly specific Lah'Kash, what do you do when you're alone?"
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "When I'm alone?"
**nod nod
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "I've been in the habit of researching the species I'm working with, lately. And being curious."
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "About our crewmates."
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "Snooping. I've been snooping."
LCpl. Reylds Cane says "Oh, French."
Cpl. Lah'Kash says "Galactically speaking, and yes. Hello Miss Trudeau. I am Lah'Kash."
**LCpl. Reylds Cane sounds like he just spoke the name of his mortal enemy.
[OOC] [TJR] Brendin: im getting off for a few. peace all
Abelle Trudeau says "Bonjour!"
Abelle Trudeau says "Oh... Do you not like the language, Monsieur?"
[LOOC] Cpl. Lah'Kash: its because they eat frog legs
[LOOC] Abelle Trudeau: i literally need a towel
This server is running ULX Admin Mod version
[LOOC] Abelle Trudeau: i just spat fucking water all over everything fucking archer
[LOOC] Cpl. Lah'Kash: IM NOT SORRY
**LCpl. Naomi Merigold sits down on the couch awkwardly.
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: XD
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: PUSORM
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: GET OVER HERE
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: FROG FRATERNITY IS IN SESSION
[LOOC] Abelle Trudeau: FUCK YOU I CLEANED THAT SHIT UP
Also the number of canes in this picture
FuryofAngels- Posts : 71
Join date : 2015-07-16
Age : 29
Re: Funny Server Quotes
corpsed....
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Toki- Posts : 95
Join date : 2015-09-12
Location : Texas
Re: Funny Server Quotes
[LOOC] Kikk Chass: put some music on
[LOOC] Kikk Chass: make the moment
[LOOC] Pvt. Miranda Nakada: play runescape soundtrack
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: don't tell me to do music for this fight, i'll do eye of the tiger
[LOOC] PFC. Noah Bruckner: I'm playing 10 hours of Waters of Megalovania.
[LOOC] Pvt. Miranda Nakada: no dex
[LOOC] Pvt. Miranda Nakada: kill urself
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: ya
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: i heard orange bleach and juice goes nice together
[LOOC] PFC. Noah Bruckner: That was my go-to background music for the fight.
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: >orange bleach
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: orange juice*
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: i swear to god i keep having strokes every 30 seconds
[LOOC] Kikk Chass: make the moment
[LOOC] Pvt. Miranda Nakada: play runescape soundtrack
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: don't tell me to do music for this fight, i'll do eye of the tiger
[LOOC] PFC. Noah Bruckner: I'm playing 10 hours of Waters of Megalovania.
[LOOC] Pvt. Miranda Nakada: no dex
[LOOC] Pvt. Miranda Nakada: kill urself
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: ya
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: i heard orange bleach and juice goes nice together
[LOOC] PFC. Noah Bruckner: That was my go-to background music for the fight.
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: >orange bleach
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: orange juice*
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: i swear to god i keep having strokes every 30 seconds
MasterMedicMan- Posts : 169
Join date : 2015-07-17
Re: Funny Server Quotes
[LOG] LT. Saige Shields said [IC] "Where would you go, though? I mean -- your own people didn't even want you. It could be a pity-party."
Re: Funny Server Quotes
Crystallized0Rose: Okay, I'm awake now.
Crystallized0Rose: Mostly.
Crystallized0Rose: What'd I miss?
Filtershakes: druss got naomi and sofia to look for a date for her
Filtershakes: and i had dinner
Crystallized0Rose: Say what. ._.
Filtershakes: Yeah, potatoes and chicken
Filtershakes: with peas and carrots
Filtershakes: was pretty damn good
Crystallized0Rose: No, no no, rewind a step there.
Filtershakes: pumpkin pie later too!
Filtershakes: Oh right
Filtershakes: Don't worry there was gravy too
Filtershakes: forgot to mention that, doi
Crystallized0Rose: Druss? Dating service? |D
Crystallized0Rose: Scooping the cat boxes has more appeal than that.
Wait, does this count?
Crystallized0Rose: Mostly.
Crystallized0Rose: What'd I miss?
Filtershakes: druss got naomi and sofia to look for a date for her
Filtershakes: and i had dinner
Crystallized0Rose: Say what. ._.
Filtershakes: Yeah, potatoes and chicken
Filtershakes: with peas and carrots
Filtershakes: was pretty damn good
Crystallized0Rose: No, no no, rewind a step there.
Filtershakes: pumpkin pie later too!
Filtershakes: Oh right
Filtershakes: Don't worry there was gravy too
Filtershakes: forgot to mention that, doi
Crystallized0Rose: Druss? Dating service? |D
Crystallized0Rose: Scooping the cat boxes has more appeal than that.
Wait, does this count?
Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
**Sgt. Druss Jorkakt takes out a credit chit, flipping it into the air
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt has rolled 1.
**It lands on its side.
Sgt. Druss Jorkakt has rolled 1.
**It lands on its side.
Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
**With a small sigh he looks 'round the column and sees a batarian who looks like an Earth bee.
[LOOC] Ghorvak Nahd'dan: rude
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: IT'S TRUE
**Ghorvak Nahd'dan turns to his right quickly upon hearing the voice, raising an eyebrow.. Or, well, a set of eyebrows, as he sees the Salarian who looks like a blueberry
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: Blueberry salarian is best salarian.
[LOOC] Ghorvak Nahd'dan: rude
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: IT'S TRUE
**Ghorvak Nahd'dan turns to his right quickly upon hearing the voice, raising an eyebrow.. Or, well, a set of eyebrows, as he sees the Salarian who looks like a blueberry
[LOOC] LCpl. Reylds Cane: Blueberry salarian is best salarian.
Crystallized0Rose- Posts : 170
Join date : 2015-08-02
Age : 30
Re: Funny Server Quotes
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: You know it's hard to be serious when you're stitching up a french woman with a can for a head.
[LOOC] LCpl. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: i still can't believe we just gave up a kodiak to send luma off the ship
[LOOC] Pvt. Camille Durand: I still can't believe they have to do it RIGHT NOW
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: I can't believe it's not butter!
The Hanger bay light shoot off with a small alarm--the Kodiaks engines flare as the doors open to the voids of space before letting the coffin slide into the darkness--it slowly begins to pick up speed before in a sudden blink disappears from sight.t
[OOC] Gitting Gud: NOOT NOOT, SHOOT SHOOT
[OOC] [TJR] Hank Handsome: Did I just get sent off with Alex? Cold.
[OOC] Xenoxia: KEK
[OOC] ☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: xD
CDR. Isaiah Nicola has set "oocDelay" to 10000.
[OOC] Citizen Snips: Better not waste my ooc message.
[LOOC] LCpl. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: i still can't believe we just gave up a kodiak to send luma off the ship
[LOOC] Pvt. Camille Durand: I still can't believe they have to do it RIGHT NOW
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: I can't believe it's not butter!
The Hanger bay light shoot off with a small alarm--the Kodiaks engines flare as the doors open to the voids of space before letting the coffin slide into the darkness--it slowly begins to pick up speed before in a sudden blink disappears from sight.t
[OOC] Gitting Gud: NOOT NOOT, SHOOT SHOOT
[OOC] [TJR] Hank Handsome: Did I just get sent off with Alex? Cold.
[OOC] Xenoxia: KEK
[OOC] ☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: xD
CDR. Isaiah Nicola has set "oocDelay" to 10000.
[OOC] Citizen Snips: Better not waste my ooc message.
The Soviet Pikachu- Posts : 90
Join date : 2015-07-17
Re: Funny Server Quotes
**Brian materializes, but in the process of Materialization, he forms with Martin. The shitty doctor and the head doctor combine, TO MAKE... THE MEDEOCRE DOCTOR.
Blackout13425- Posts : 68
Join date : 2016-03-17
Re: Funny Server Quotes
(Immeasurable number of Brians/Braytons)
Brayton- Posts : 114
Join date : 2015-06-10
Age : 32
Location : Up Your Ass
Re: Funny Server Quotes
*Notices the fan on Pip's back*
Sgt. Raik Arglack said [OOC] "Pip is so hillarious he already got a fan"
CDR. Isaiah Nicola said [OOC] "I'll be back in an hour."
Pvt. Camille Durand said [OOC] "killme"
Cpl. Pip Lebeau said [OOC] "Fucking kek"
Sgt. Raik Arglack said [OOC] "Pip is so hillarious he already got a fan"
CDR. Isaiah Nicola said [OOC] "I'll be back in an hour."
Pvt. Camille Durand said [OOC] "killme"
Cpl. Pip Lebeau said [OOC] "Fucking kek"
Arglack- Posts : 244
Join date : 2015-07-27
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