GAME: Ban the User Above You

Banned for trying to keep your throne.
This is mine, damn it!

Banned for posting so much in this thread.

Banned for being a living, breathing memelord.

This is MY Throne!
I am Satan,King of the Andals and the First Men/King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men

Banned for trying to call yourself the rightful claimant of this throne.
I'm in control here.

Banned for not banning Satan for not banning someone in his post. XD

Banned for trying to make the ban reason to complex.
Keep it clean.

Banned for having less posts than me. HAH

Banned for .

Banned for domestic abuse

Banned for being green.
Xeno scum.

Banned for RDM brain cells x6.02•10^23

Banned for trying to bring fucking maths into this.
Keep that shit out.

Banned for attacking the Falklands

Banned for not supporting our rightful reoccupation of the Falklands.

Banned for RAF Laughter.

Banned for not enjoying the RAF Laughter.

Banned for being a imperialistic UK scumbag.

Banned for not being an imperialistic UK scumbag.
What, you think I'll let this thread fall into the hands of the Americans?

Jokes on you, I'm not american.

BANNED FOR BEING A BRITBONG LIKE ME.

Banned for this joke's already been done.

Stop repeating yourself dangit! XD

Banned for not enjoying the regular routine.
You must fit in with the status quo.

Banned for telling me to enjoy the routine in which I already am enjoying.
I always fit the status quo.

Banned for trying to ban the administrator of life.
You cannot beat the system.

Banned for trying to implement a system.

It will never work!

Banned for, I don't fucking know you so I'm just banning you cause I can

Banned for, I am hurt that you pretend to not know me.

Everyone knows me. I'm the Progenitor of the Frog People. How can you not know that?

Banned for being a progenitor of the frog people.
That's not auth'd

Banned for What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Banned for tl;dr

banned for not submitting to his sweet shitpost.

Banned for not shitposting.

Banned for being a normie.

Banned for being on my board reeeee

Banned for not getting off my board

Banned for not being the original creator of the board

Banned for thinking that tea is made in a pot and not in a habor

Banned for almost making me choke because of that. XD That was fucking amazing.

Banned for finding that funny.
Rule Britannia.

Banned for being a fucking lobster
We don't like redcoats around here.

Banned for not appreciating what we redcoats did for America.

Banned for thinking that the best military strategy is to let the enemy bomb the shit out of your capital and say that you are "winning"

Banned for choosing best military strategy over the tales of courage of our lads in the sky to give Jerry what for.

Banned for being such a sour Kraut

Gebannt ein Verräter am Vaterland zu sein.

Would you like some ketchup with the Kraut? You fucking Nazi: BANNED

Banned for the belief that Hitler, did indeed, do something wrong.

Banned for thinking that I am not the god of this thread

Banned for being a false preacher.
I will smite you down.

Banned for being a witch/and or heretic.

Fucking heretics