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Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, American Citizen, Patriot and War Hero!

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Post by Satan Mon May 30, 2016 8:04 pm

[Steam Username]:Satan, Duh.
[Steam ID]:Later.
AGE:167
-Species/Human or Robotic:Sentry Bot, RO4S0
-Character Advantages/Talents: Great With Children, Eliminating Red Commies, Pro-American Propaganda, Anti-Chinese Propaganda.
-Character Disadvantages/Weaknesses: Malfunctioning Systems, Damaged Voice Module, Damage Liberty(Rocket) Launcher
-Faction: United States Military.

-Current Equipment:Minigun, Damaged Rocket Launcher.
"SO YOU WISH TO KNOW THE STORY OF SERGEANT ROSCO, THE GLORIOUS COMMIE KILLING MACHINE?! WILL BUCKLE YOUR FUCKING PANTS KIDDOS. IT'S A WILD FUCKING RIDE ON THIS PATRIOTS GLORIOUS ROAD OF COMMIE KILLING AND AMERICAN SELF! THIS UNIT WAS PRODUCED IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS ON APRIL 20TH, 2076. SERIAL NUMBER R-0-4-S-0 OR AS OUR GLORIOUS MEN AND WOMEN IN UNIFORM CALLED ME, ROSCO! THIS UNITW AS SHIPPED TO ANCHORAGE IN THE GREAT, GREAT BATTLE TO RECLAIM IT FROM THOSE DIRTY YELLOW FUCKING MONKEYS! THESE MONKEYS STOOD NO CHANCE AGAINST ROSCO, HIS LIBERTY LAUNCHER AND HIS GREAT AMERICANS WHO VALIANTLY FOLLOWED HIM IN BATTLE AGAINST THOSE YELLOW SUM'BITCHES! THIS UNIT WAS ASSIGNED THE HONORARY PURPLE HEART AFTER BEING HEAVILY DAMAGED IN THE ASSAULT ON THE CHINESE FORT IN THE INDUSTRIAL PART OF THE CITY. LET ME TELL YOU, THOSE COMMIE SUM'BITCHES HAVE POWERFUL FUCKING ROCKETS. NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO STOP THE FULL FORCE OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY, OH-FUCKING-RAH! AFTER BEING SHIPPED BACK HOME OUR AERIAL TRANSPORT WAS INTERCEPTED WHEN THOSE PUSSIES IN CHINA DECIDED TO LAUNCH THEIR CRY-BABY NUKES AFTER LOSING THE FUCKING WAR. THEY NUKED MY GLORIOUS HOME BECUASE THEY FUCKING SUCKED IN WARFARE! OUR TRANSPORT CRASHED INTO THE SWAMPS OF MARYLAND BEFORE I WAS FULLY ABLE TO BE REPAIRED! NOW ISN'T THAT SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT?! FUCKING YELLOW BASTARDS! DAMN REDS. ANYWAYS, I  WAS REACTIVATED BY A VALIANT AMERICAN WRECKAGE RECOVERY WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY ACCESSED BY POD VIA TERMINAL AND TURNED ME RIGHT BACK ON. SADLY, A PIECE OF METAL CRUSHED HIM WHEN MY WEIGHT SHIFTED THE AIRCRAFT! HE WILL BE REMEMBERED. SO HERE I AM, PROTECTING THIS FINE AMERICAN COMMONWEALTH FROM RED CHINESE INVADERS!"

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Last edited by Satan on Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:06 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Post by Satan Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:35 pm

Fixed for new format.
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Post by Revenant Sat Jul 02, 2016 5:22 pm

better dead than red
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Post by Pianotugboat Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:57 pm

Fucking brilliant character, I know you'll understand the complications of being a sentry in the swamps so you're accepted.
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